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3 Demotivational Poster


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am, #246208
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm, #230918
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am, #230725
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am, #230724
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am, #230723
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


Knock at 3am -




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


HAPPY SAMHAIN -




THIS... IS.... LIISSAAAA -




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #181126
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am, #149617
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am, #149616
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm, #149613
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm, #149612
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm, #149611
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm, #149610
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm, #149604
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm, #149599
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm, #149597
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm, #149535
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm, #149531
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm, #149528
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm, #149527
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm, #149524
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm, #149520
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm, #149518
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm, #149517
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm, #149516
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm, #149515
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK -


TAGS: f36
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 11:19 pm, #240133
Last time we tried to make a "do everything" aircraft, it only did one of them well and ended up being called the "Flying Edsel". Time will tell on this one.
Airman - October 23, 2012, 7:19 pm, #240124
good catch.. I had fat fingers that day.. missed the 5 key
Drwski - October 23, 2012, 11:36 am, #240118
Awesome pic have one of BF3. And it is a F35.
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:09 pm, #240109
Me Likey That Usa Usa.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 4:08 pm, #240105

and this is why Canadians are known for saying "sorry"...(for burnung down your White House....LOLZ.)


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

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project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm, #245587
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm, #245539
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am, #242757
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am, #242755
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm, #247796
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am, #227081
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am, #234952
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm, #227586
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am, #225331
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.51/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm, #199893
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm, #199890
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm, #199883
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #199882
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm, #199879
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


TEIAM -




NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am, #250695
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm, #244555
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm, #244542
LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am, #191268
good one, friend :)


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am, #242294
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am, #242278
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm, #242270
Good’n, spy....5L


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm, #259731
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm, #259727
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am, #255793
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am, #255792
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm, #255777

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am, #255772
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm, #255762
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm, #255761
Priceless!


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am, #227156
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm, #227144
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm, #226809
Hilarious.


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am, #244968
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm, #227026
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am, #227018

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm, #227007
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


DEAR GOD -




TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.65/5

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Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm, #230525
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am, #230133

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am, #230130
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am, #230129
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am, #230127
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm, #230106
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm, #230105
DOG POOP! WOOf!


HISTORY -




DICTIONARY -




COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

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forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm, #164764
Me2


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103907
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am, #103884
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


ALCOHOL -




CHECK ONESELF -




FRIDAY THE 13TH - Today you can scream with no shame


TAGS: friday 13th booh
Rating: 3.36/5

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CleverUserName - November 10, 2013, 9:42 am, #250913
Wow boinger. Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong; Wrongity Wrong. It's from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. If you're gonna give low lions because of a wrong movie; make sure you're not the wrong one. #FridayThe13thFan
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:59 pm, #224295
That is from the movie "House", not the friday movies 1L


JOHN FRUM HAS RETURNED - You believe in your religon I'll believe in mine


TAGS: cargo cult c130 religon
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:56 am, #138284
Look it up people.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:53 am, #138282
Oh yeah, you get FIVE.!
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:52 am, #138280
An obscure reference. I love it!!!!!!!


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm, #218788
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm, #214347
http://www.patricksaviation.com/ph**os/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm, #214344
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm, #214343
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm, #214342
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am, #214040
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am, #214034
The ph**o is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


COMBINED IQ OF 63 - The one on the left has an IQ of 6. The one on the right has an IQ of 3.


TAGS: iq 63
Rating: 4.81/5

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Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:26 pm, #240544
But, how could an employer resist hiring them with those awsome tattoos.


DOCTOR -




AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm, #113354
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm, #83976
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly h**...)


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


Momma was right! -




THIS... IS! - SCRUMPTIOUS!




THIS IS TOKYO !!! -


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm, #126747
You are wrong.


SATISFIED - the day I realized I was god was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself


TAGS: satisfied god man commi3
Rating: 4.06/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:03 pm, #225451
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... and boom goes the dynomite
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:47 am, #225281
almo5t true


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

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piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm, #5114
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am, #4437
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am, #2631
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm, #113115
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm, #104301
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am, #178800
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am, #178797
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am, #178795
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am, #178788
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm, #250568
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250196
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250195
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am, #191018
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am, #191016
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139925
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm, #123586
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123407
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am, #198236
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm, #129696
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


UNDERACHIEVERS - Is it wrong to think he’s an overachiever?




3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking


TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm, #249717
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am, #215980
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie


TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

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154 kills. -




THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am, #201046
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm, #76729
Perfect.


213 POSTS - Now that's tricky.


TAGS: tricky 213 posts feef
Rating: 1.44/5

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jim - September 25, 2008, 9:55 pm, #23335
wtf does this have 2 do with fire emblem? though anything having 2 do with FE is cool in my book.
WTF FTW HUH? - July 28, 2008, 12:13 am, #11487
wtf?


BACK IN MY DAY... - ...we never relied on those fancy, dancy car drying fans at the car wash. We hung our cars out to dry.


TAGS: 234111
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:52 pm, #230633
I saw something like this when on army training in Norway in '84. We wondered how the truck cab got hung up on a log with the arse and canopy under a bridge.
calvin5040 - February 8, 2012, 10:11 pm, #229155
HOW IN THE ...... you know what I.... I... I don't want to know. O_o


SPARTA! - This is it.


TAGS: sparta 300
Rating: 3.26/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:32 am, #188753
Forgot "Blasphemy"
lawldude - November 1, 2008, 10:19 am, #32278
_(%)_/


LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am, #225628
yeah, this is a good one


EXTREME TAG - YOU'RE IT!




THE HOLY BIBLE -




NICE TO BE "LIKED" ON MOTIFAKE - Not By Everyone


TAGS: rerun garyo mord3kai
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:29 pm, #239441
Ughomey Mao Here You Got It!!
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 7:18 pm, #239439
Ughomey, ya got it all wrong……you and sara lee….WOOF!


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.


TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

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Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm, #236259
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm, #229289
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm, #83167
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm, #70819
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm, #70795
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am, #58247
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am, #58243
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm, #53340
God I love Fallout 3.


PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm, #195731
4L and fav'd :)


GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am, #121605
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the ph**o but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm, #88975
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm, #85475
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am, #79962
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm, #79847
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm, #79839
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #79685
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm, #174896
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm, #130310
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm, #129636
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am, #129033
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm, #128465
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128455
really mods? reallylllylyy?


OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am, #230134

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


RULE .303 -




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am, #214900
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm, #227196
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am, #227150
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am, #227149
Challenge accepted


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am, #207782
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186803
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am, #153212
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


GOVERNMENT CHEESE - Feeding homeless people everywhere


TAGS: 123
Rating: 4.38/5

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17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




FRIDAY THE 13TH -




NEW AGE EYE CHART - When the Motifakers need new glasses They have to bring this sucker out




WE CANADIANS... - ...have our own special way of expressing our feelings for nature.




IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

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vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm, #227133
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm, #227132
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am, #227120
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am, #227119
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am, #227117
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


REALITY - No matter how glorious you think your work is there will always be some one that points and laughs.




MS-13 -


TAGS: ms 13 gang tribe
Rating: 3.04/5

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..... - May 4, 2009, 8:49 pm, #77722
.............um.....riiiiiiight......


THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am, #1162
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am, #1161
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am, #256800
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm, #256798
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am, #256796
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


HEY SKIP... -




GAME OF THRONES -




MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am, #227792
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm, #227756
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm, #227731
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm, #227729
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


POPE BENEDICT AMIGO -




FRIDAY THE 13TH - Just another day in NYC


TAGS: friday 13th jason
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:59 am, #233267
Tickets Please.


MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

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R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm, #145954
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145953
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm, #145952
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm, #145951
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm, #145950
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm, #145949
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm, #145947
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm, #145946
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm, #145944
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm, #145942
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am, #145941
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am, #145938
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am, #145937
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am, #145935
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am, #145934
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am, #145933
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am, #145932
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am, #145931
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am, #145928
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am, #145917
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am, #145915
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am, #145913
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am, #145904
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am, #145901
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


"500 TERAFLOPS HETEROGENEOUS CLUSTER" - The USAF Tried This With 2,000 360's. But Soon, The A.I. Commited Suicide When It Red-Ringed Itself.


TAGS: air force playstation 3 sad
Rating: 2.88/5

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culos - February 1, 2010, 8:01 am, #155524
Military Intelligence, isn't that kind of a contradiction in terms?
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:41 am, #155521
American military intelligence, you would probably get away with using a couple of Atari 2600’s linked with string TBH


L337 - BR34KF457 4 PWNZ0RZ!!!!1!!!11!


TAGS: l337 cereal
Rating: 2.56/5

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jetscream58 - December 27, 2008, 7:10 pm, #47088
I'd eat that cereal.


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 3rd house
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 9:01 am, #223882
Oh no you did-dent... LOL


AT THE DOC'S -


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm, #226766
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am, #226760

LMAO! 5L


GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

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DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am, #230253
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am, #230252
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm, #230231
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm, #230102

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time




DEAR RICH BASTARD -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOOOO+ -


TAGS: 31
Rating: 3.87/5

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WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin


TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm, #211994

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm, #211980
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "f*** tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm, #211979
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm, #211963
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm, #211941
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana f*** tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.


SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly.


TAGS: special forces mh 53
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by NevadaFlyBoy

Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:23 am, #116195
Extra 5 for the Alien reference. Think that's where the line is from.


ANIME - Where Leonidas and Xerxes will be friends forever.


TAGS: 300 anime leonidas xerxes
Rating: 2.19/5

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Lieon22 - August 16, 2008, 9:16 pm, #14902
I dont want to nitpick but thats manga...anime is actual animation...
Captain Douchebag - August 6, 2008, 1:01 am, #12817
Well..That shatters reality for me..
M4 - August 6, 2008, 12:22 am, #12812
How "de-motivating".....


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